goooooooooooooooogle.

so...i thought this was funny.

just go with it.

type in "(your name) wants" or "(your name) needs" into a search engine.

1. natalie wants to know about SVU vs. Oz.

indeed i do. svu vs. oz, rock on.

2. natalie wants your shoes.

i always want shoes. especially yours.

3. natalie wants to cuddle, matt doesn't.

the only matt that i know is my brother-in-law, and i am perfectly okay that he doesn't want to cuddle with me.

4. natalie wants you to take action.

take action against...birds nesting in my parking garage. i really hate them.

5. natalie wants to include "two cigarettes in the dark" in her club act.

i won't smoke them, but they can sit on stage with me or something...

6. natalie wants to get slimed.

if this means the nickelodeon slime, then who doesn't? if this means something else...then no. i don't want to.

7. natalie wants ryan and matt and them to save her some food.

i'm awfully dependent on whoever this matt person is. and if he won't cuddle with me, then why would he save me food?!?! number 7.5 is "natalie wants to break up with matt." so there. jerk.

8. who knows what natalie wants or what she likes, but we know what she doesn't like, that's for sure.

i don't like birds, i just told you.

9. natalie wants you to use this bulb.

yes. i do.

10. natalie wants to stay.

well...that depends on a lot of things.

oh and here.

have a picture of me and my gorgeous cousin just for kicks.

have a sense of humor.

4 things that suck about having epilepsy as a 20 year-old girl (aside from the obvious):

1. when you go to the ER after having 3 seizures in a row, you have to take off your shirt and put on a hospital gown. now normally that wouldn't be so bad, but then the cute lab tech comes in and has to put a heart monitor on...well, let us not forget that the heart is located in a very awkward spot for females. needless to say, i hate the ER.

2. YOU CAN'T DRIVE FOR 3 MONTHS FROM THE DATE OF EVERY SEIZURE YOU HAVE. this might seem like a pretty obvious annoyance, but epilepsy is quite common in children (who can't drive) or elderly people over the age of 65 (who probably shouldn't be driving anyways). i am 20. and i just got a new car stereo.

3. you are late to teaching your sunday school class because everyone in your ward has to ask you how you are doing. every week. and it usually involves a 5 minute conversation having to do with other topics (i.e. marriage, school, lotion etc.). while i am touched that they are concerned for my well-being and wanting to know about the latest deals at bath and body...my class disappears if i'm late.

4. you have to call your mom as soon as you wake up or she frets all morning about your safety. i always forget and in result - get an anxious phone call at 9 AM.


(i'm really not complaining - things could be so much worse. i just thought i would share.)